STFU Corp.™ is always looking out for you
We love to watch you smile :)

Hey there!
We're STFU Corp.™

We wallow in the complexity of action matrices and bring new envisioneering to help you flex, flux and transmogrify.

INQB8® and Phosflurescent Portals® transformed delivery. So what’s next? SingularIT® is a sure bet.

What's your strategic intent for this year and beyond? With our cybernetic synergies, the focus of our clients is clear as lazer light. Be awoken...

Stuck in the 2000s? Futuriz® yourself with a synchronised reciprocal paradigm shift.

If every situation, context and challenge is unique, voluntary solutions simply fail. What do you need instead? Futuriz® technology.

This is the time to bite the bullet

Our technolgy is so cutting edge that consumers really have no choice but to adopt. Many are discovering that the solution can only be Futuriz® technology. We're going forward with our plans to implement our NEW integrated policy which will launch at our summit at the end of April.

Stickers available now!

Talk to one of our Hawkrs® and acquire yourself a STFU Corp.™ sticker. Two out of three loyal customers agree with the statement "My STFU Corp.™ Hawkr® was not that shadowy." Satisfaction implied!

Ready for the Brave New Age?

We're standing at the precipice of a technology revolution and entering a period of prosperity. Be on the right side of history with STFU Corp.™.

You have an opportunity. Advertise for us.

With STFU Corp.™'s Comfort Ads® your users can experience your website in a way that is familiar and comforable to them.

Inspired by the phone industry's comfort noise STFU Corp.™'s Comfort Ads® means a comforting ad-filled web experience for your users.

The preliminary results of our scientific-style study suggest that users on sites with STFU Corp.™'s Comfort Ads®:

  • Experience a temporary increase in cognitive ability (similar to the popular video game 'Space Invaders')
  • Experience overwhelming stimulation
  • Spend more time on your site (even when users state they would rather leave)
  • Feel an overwhelming sense of peace and fulfilment

Display our advertisements on your website at no cost* and save users the discomfort of an ad-free site.

Download our ad pack

*financial cost ONLY

Join STFU Corp.™

We're currently looking for Optimisation Officers, Paradigm Designers, Research Specialists and Intermediate Creative Liasons